by Kevin Agostinelli, staff reporter
1.) Do not hit anyone with a football, frisbee, soccer ball, empty Sprite can, etc. Believe me, they do hurt.
2.) Do NOT give your crunchy cheddar-cheese Doritos to the tiny, innocent-looking seagull. Once the other 99 well-fed Hyannis seagulls show up, good luck.
3.) Do NOT invite a hobo (or homeless person, if you prefer that term) into your history class. You can laugh all you want, freshmen, but this has happened before.
4.) If the FBI, CIA, or the NSA questions you about the whereabouts of Jeff Hyer, tell them NOTHING. No, he is not your history teacher, and no, you did not hear of his planned escape to Russia.
5.) Do not vandalize. 'Nuff said.
6.) Do NOT climb trees. No, you cannot sue us once you are injured.
7.) If you disobey Rule #6, at least do NOT eat lunch up on a tree while shouting at the people below. Sadly, some students enjoy doing this, maybe for the satisfaction of breaking two rules at once.
8.) DO NOT LITTER! Seriously, if you say that we should all go green, help out by tossing out those greasy Palio’s Pizzeria plates! See Rule #2 for reasons why you shouldn’t leave food on the ground, anyway.
9.) Do NOT “swear like a sailor.” All of us students can help or hurt the reputation of the school, so be discreet when you’re in public!
10.) Do NOT overdo the PDA. This last one is pretty much self-explanatory. Just remember that there is a time and place for everything!
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2.) Do NOT give your crunchy cheddar-cheese Doritos to the tiny, innocent-looking seagull. Once the other 99 well-fed Hyannis seagulls show up, good luck.
3.) Do NOT invite a hobo (or homeless person, if you prefer that term) into your history class. You can laugh all you want, freshmen, but this has happened before.
4.) If the FBI, CIA, or the NSA questions you about the whereabouts of Jeff Hyer, tell them NOTHING. No, he is not your history teacher, and no, you did not hear of his planned escape to Russia.
5.) Do not vandalize. 'Nuff said.
6.) Do NOT climb trees. No, you cannot sue us once you are injured.
7.) If you disobey Rule #6, at least do NOT eat lunch up on a tree while shouting at the people below. Sadly, some students enjoy doing this, maybe for the satisfaction of breaking two rules at once.
8.) DO NOT LITTER! Seriously, if you say that we should all go green, help out by tossing out those greasy Palio’s Pizzeria plates! See Rule #2 for reasons why you shouldn’t leave food on the ground, anyway.
9.) Do NOT “swear like a sailor.” All of us students can help or hurt the reputation of the school, so be discreet when you’re in public!
10.) Do NOT overdo the PDA. This last one is pretty much self-explanatory. Just remember that there is a time and place for everything!
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