by Kevin Agostinelli, staff reporter
1.) Do not hit anyone with a football, frisbee, soccer ball, empty Sprite can, etc. Believe me, they do hurt.
2.) Do NOT give your crunchy cheddar-cheese Doritos to the tiny, innocent-looking seagull. Once the other 99 well-fed Hyannis seagulls show up, good luck.
3.) Do NOT invite a hobo (or homeless person, if you prefer that term) into your history class. You can laugh all you want, freshmen, but this has happened before.
4.) If the FBI, CIA, or the NSA questions you about the whereabouts of Jeff Hyer, tell them NOTHING. No, he is not your history teacher, and no, you did not hear of his planned escape to Russia.
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2.) Do NOT give your crunchy cheddar-cheese Doritos to the tiny, innocent-looking seagull. Once the other 99 well-fed Hyannis seagulls show up, good luck.
3.) Do NOT invite a hobo (or homeless person, if you prefer that term) into your history class. You can laugh all you want, freshmen, but this has happened before.
4.) If the FBI, CIA, or the NSA questions you about the whereabouts of Jeff Hyer, tell them NOTHING. No, he is not your history teacher, and no, you did not hear of his planned escape to Russia.
